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Scarlett Johansson by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair May 2014

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

you shouldn’t have to
break yourself
and move your pieces.
if he was designed for you
he would fit.
'force' by Della Hicks-Wilson (via dellahickswilson)
ahmoses:

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA HE KILLIN

ahmoses:

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA HE KILLIN

keemthedrevm:

😻

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING